Check has been paid. Craig (brothers boyfriend) is in his coat. We are about to leave. Enter flan from stage right being served to a neighboring customer

Craig: Oh my God. Is that Flan on top of cake?! Is that flan cake?

Waitress: Yes

Craig: Is that always on the menu?

Waitress: No. It’s a special. It’s only here for a week or two.

Craig: Oh. I won’t be here in a week.

Waitress: …

Craig: I’ll have one.

And now we eat flan.

XOXO,

SG