Single Girls Gotta Eat

1. I flashed my brother- full on. Full on flashing! I was trying on a new bathing suit on Saturday night and asked for his advice (which I often do due to the fact that he is one very fashionable dude), in which seconds later my bandeau top went “snap, pingggg!” and literally boomeranged off my chest and onto the living room floor. I screamed. My brother screamed. My mom screamed from upstairs for us to shut up. It was the most horrifically terrifying experience of my life, however we both survived to tell the tale. And tell the tale I did. 
2. One of my best friends had her second baby, Jonah. I held him when he was less than 2 days old. Life is so amazing. 
3. Another amazing thing- 2 day old babies fart really loud. Who knew? And I had the joy of being flatulated on. Twice. 
4. My mom said poontang in front of at least 20 people….she wasn’t even drunk, and she knew what it meant. 
5. I rode the Megabus to and from home and an amazing thing happened. It. Was. ON. TIME!

How amazing was your Memorial Day Weekend???

XOXO,

SG

Shrimp and Grits, coffee with my pops.  Bison hotdog on a toasted bun, onions, relish, mayo, catsup, with hot sauce braised zuccini and squash with mah’ Boo.  Soy nuggets and a juice drink of carrots, celery, apples, lemon and lime with a re-run of America’s Next Top Model.  Snack of a juiced peach, banana, lemon and lime with myself. XOXO

Thanks jaclynanthonydesigns for the submission! The homemade juice you make sounds absolutely delicious! I also sort of kinda have a love affair with shrimp and grits— and you have kind of made me craveeee them!

For those of you who are not familiar with the savory, deliciousness of this fine, fine feast, please set your eyes on the picture below. Now….

Stare.

Drool.

Repeat. 

XOXO,

SG

My last post was reblogged by “Babes and Bacon”. How have I not heard of this blog?? I am not totally sure how I feel about this… but I kinda like it.

I highly recommend you all follow, immediately.

XOXO, SG

I had this weird dream
last night I was on a cruise ship bound for Australia. It was like this 70’s boat love boat with crazy peacocks and every deck hand had a mustache and wore aviators. At one point I was walking down the plank and you passed by me dressed as a crew member. When I asked you what you were doing, you just replied that you were the f’in captain and than you started to laugh suddenly you busted into this complicated sexy dance routine with like half the ship. At the end confetti fell from the sky and giant waterspout burst through the air sending me far into the sky….

Weird right?
LOVE IT!!!
XOXO,SG

There is this guy that lives in my hood. I used to work with him at Prometheus. He worked on Subaru, I worked on Office Depot. I was never friends with him, but we knew each other well enough. I met him there…and ever since (4 years later) he keeps showing up. 

I first randomly saw him at MSG when I was there to see Muse. He came to the box we were in with his fiance and we exchanged a few awkward words. Then, I saw him on the train. Then in the CVS. And tonight, when I was running by the park, I saw him again- running as well. 

Same guy, different background and always awkward…over and over and over again. 

SG Dinner: 

• Tuna Fish Sandwich
• Cottage Cheese
• Klondike Bar (one left…)

XOXO,

SG